Sunday, January 29, 2023

Episode 138 - Keaton's Cop (1990)



This one was a bit of a surprise. Essentially a buddy cop comedy (of sorts) starring Lee Majors and Abe Vigoda, this is really Abe Vigoda's show as a reformed gangster dodging assassins and figuring out just who is after him. It's not quite as wild as it could be, but it's also not quite as slow as it is frequently portrayed as, yet it is very engaging from start to finish.

Keaton's Cop won't be anyone's favorite Cannon movie, but it's hard to not admire its spirit and its commitment to entertaining the audience. It's just an all around good time. Check the episode to see what that means.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5



Sunday, January 22, 2023

Non-Cannon ~ Episode 108 - Street Hunter (1990)



This is a tenuous entry for Non-Cannon, being that it was produced by 21st Century Film Corp, same as other Non-Cannon's like Death Wish V and The Forbidden Dance, but that just gives us all the more reason to cover this. There was no reason for us to skip this by.

Starring Steve James (his last starring role before his unfortunate early passing), Reb Brown, and John Leguizamo, this is a movie made in 1990 that feels like it should have been made five years earlier. It's an old school low budget action movie in the era where they were beginning to die out for simultaneously gorier and sleazier affairs with more and more spectacle. We follow Logan Blade, a bounty hunter, as he chases down a gang lord who has hired a crazed mercenary as an enforcer. Can he clean up the streets before they are burned to the ground? You can listen to our full episode to learn if it can!

There isn't anything particularly noteworthy about Street Hunter, but there also isn't anything egregious, either. It is the perfect movie to signify an era that was fading away at the time it released, and is looked back on fondly today. Hopefully this one can get the proper restoration, giving Steve James' final work the preservation it deserves. As it is, it's merely a good work from a great era.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5



Up Next: Keaton's Cop!

Sunday, January 15, 2023

Episode 137 - Aladdin (1986)



Here is a triple decker of weirdness. It's a 1980s family movie, it's made by Cannon Films, and it is Italian. Those are three aspects that do not tend to blend together well, but in this case, it somehow works out to make a surprisingly fun experience.

Aladdin, known in Italian as Superfantagenio, is a goofy family comedy, with an escalation you have to see to believe, and starring one of the true heavyweights of the Italian world, Bud Spencer himself, to deliver a movie somewhat out of its time, and yet is one that could only be made at the time it was, before family filmmaking became standardized in the 1990s with the PG-13 and G rating. Check this one out for an experience you might not quite expect.

As always, we reveal more in the full episode!

Randy's Score: 4/5
JD's Score: 4/5



Sunday, January 8, 2023

Episode 136 - Number One with a Bullet (1987) [Revisited]



Now this is a re-watch we probably shouldn't have done, but did anyway. It ended up being both a blessing and a curse. It is a blessing because it gave us a lot to talk about that we otherwise wouldn't have discussed. It is a curse because the movie ended up being worse than the first time we saw it, and for reasons we get into in the episode.

There is too much to talk about in a short description, so dive into today's instalment to figure out just why it falls so much flatter on a re-watch. Believe me, we were not expecting to dislike this one as much as we did, and not for the reasons you might think.

Randy's Score: 1/5
JD's Score: 1/5



Up Next: Aladdin!

Sunday, January 1, 2023

Episode 135 - Seed of Innocence (1980)



This time we managed to find one of Cannon's earliest movies, and one of the hardest to find, and finally manage to give it a watch. It's a bit out of joint for their usual fair, at least to a certain point. We explain what that means in the episode.

It's not quite what you expect from Cannon, but at the same time it kind of is. You'll see. Nonetheless, it manages to be a decent watch overall.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5



Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Thank You for Five Years!



We really started this blog back in September of 2017 on a whim. There was no expectation that we'd do anything after a couple of episodes of Cannon Cruisers but get bored and move on to something else. It is what tends to happens, after all. Nonetheless, we're still here and still making episodes after half a decade! Even now it's kind of hard to believe Cannon Cruisers is still going. It's been quite a run so far, and neither of us expected to get this far.

When Cannon Cruisers started, there wasn't much discussion online about Cannon Films as we thought there should be. You can check back around 2017 and see for yourself how barren the topic was for discussion. That is one of the advantages of internet discussion, after all. Things have changed in such a short time. Five years, apparently, makes a very big difference. Now there are entire books about Cannon Films, the company's classics (and not-so classics) are being re-released by the likes of Kino Lorber, Vinegar Syndrome, and Shout Factory, almost all the time, and there are many other podcasts and series discussing the company.

As I said, this is quite the turnaround in such a short time.

None of this was really going on back then, which should be a sign of how much things have changed, and how the cinematic landscape and the perception around the 1980s and 1990s era of filmmaking has altered. What was once seen as an ironic joke at best, has now become accepted reality. I've always maintained the true Golden Age of b-movies (and the silver age of film in general) was the mid-1970s though mid-1990s, and I hope if Cannon Cruisers has done anything, it is make a case for that being obviously true. We have covered somewhere around 250 films since we've started, not all great, not all bad, but all that highlight the era as something far different than the one we live in today and with an identity all of its own. This time period has much to offer viewers even today, a quarter of a century removed from the last new Cannon product put out on a video store shelf. Not bad for what was once since as a long running joke by Gen X hipsters!

There is a spark and spirit here that we couldn't quite understand or miss until enough time had passed and we looked into it ourselves. Now it is undeniable.

As an aside, I have the second volume of the Cannon Film Guide, but haven't bothered to do a review since there is little reason to. If you've seen my review of volume 1, it is still relevant for volume 2. There is is just more book this time to cover more films. After this release, there is only one more volume left, to cover Cannon's final films into the 1990s, and I highly recommend this series as the best source on a company that is finally getting its due. The books are not padded, either, there is simply that much information about this era that has never been properly explored before. As I said, the landscape has changed a lot over the last five years, and I couldn't be happier about it. This is explicitly the opposite of how we used to think of this period. It isn't quite so disposable, after all. Turns out we've missed quite a bit.

We're now about to go into 2023, and on the road to finishing up our eighth (!) season. There isn't much left on the Cannon front to cover after that. We're planning on wrapping up this season in a big way, and then, after that, who knows. We'll probably wind it down to periodic episodes or something of the like. Nonetheless, I think 2022 was the last year of weekly Cannon Cruisers episodes. 2023 will be when we finish off this last full season and move on. There just isn't much more material to sustain us keeping our weekly schedule, even one we haven't really deviated on since near the beginning of the series. Considering how much Cannon we've covered, I'm sure you understand.

All of that aside, I just want to repeat how thankful we are that we're still going, and that you're still listening! It's been a long road, with many episodes, on a subject we knew would be interesting but we're sure anyone wanted to join us on. Since we've started, we've definitely grown in our appreciation of both Cannon Films and the art of film in general, finding both new favorites and greater understanding of the ones we liked in the first place. It's been a ride. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to do this at all!

Even though the last few years were rough for everybody, and it looks like that might continue a bit longer, at least we still have entertainment and art to take us to that higher level above the mundanity and the down times closing in. There is always something to aim for, and even the fun and the silly movies can help remind us of that. Who knows what tomorrow holds, but at least we can make it there in the first place. Art is truly a gift.

Thank you again for five years! Please stick with us until the end. We've still got a few more tricks up our sleeve before we wrap it up! Just wait until you see what we've got coming down the pipeline. We came in swinging, and we're going to go out the same way! Not too dissimilar from Cannon Films themselves, actually.

Have a happy New Year and wonderful Christmas season! See you in 2023!


Sunday, December 25, 2022

Christmas Special (Non-Cannon ~ Episode 107)



Merry Christmas! We have a surprise special episode for you this week!

This year we decided to do something very different and for the first time also chose to talk about a movie slightly outside of our usual place. Deadly Games: Dial Code Santa Claus is a French movie, but one clearly inspired by Hollywood trends of the time, most notably b-movie Cannon style exploitation horror and action. It has a different take on the, by now, rather played out "Killer Santa" trope featuring many dualities between adulthood and childhood and what it means to grow up. What is fascinating is that it does all of this without remembering to entertain first, making it truly feel like the sort of film Cannon Cruisers would normally cover regardless.

Check out today's very special episode and you might understand why we chose to cover it. Deadly Games: Dial Code Santa Claus is of a surprising quality you might not expect from the title. It doesn't get more recommended by us than this.

And no, Home Alone did not rip this movie off. Anyone who has actually watched both movies will tell you that, vague premise similarities aside, they are completely different movies. but both are certainly worth watching.

Randy's Score: 5/5
JD's Score: 5/5