Episode 113 ~ Masterminds (1997)

The idea of "Die Hard In A School" is not a new one for Cannon Cruisers. In fact, every one of them we've covered has been very telling of the era it was made in. 1887's Masterminds is very much a product of the sanitized PG-13 era, and as a consequence holds back in a way Toy Soldiers and Demolition High never did. It is far more corporate.

That said, it is not an unpleasant watch. There is still quite a lot of the '90s charm certain family movies had that this movie still contains. Just do not expect anything too intense or anywhere near as over the top as those earlier films' highs..

Randy's Score: 3/5

JD's Score: 3/5

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Episode 112 ~ Spookies (1985)

This week we watch a movie with such a troubled production history that it's a miracle there was a final product at all. 1985's Spookies is a mid-decade horror that wants to chase a few trends but can't quite settle on one. This leads it to be quite the schizophrenic watch.

That said, it still contains a good deal of entertainment value despite it's insanity. Just do not expect it to make any coherent sense.

Randy's Score: 3/5

JD's Score: 3/5

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Episode 111 ~ Tucker & Dale Vs Evil (2010)

What happens what a horror movie isn't a horror movie but just a wild series of crazy misunderstandings? That's the plot of Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, the cult movie from 2010. Despite its popularity, its never had a sequel and one might wonder why that is? That is because it has something to do with the way the movie itself is.

This is a unique film that uses horror movie conventions to make a humorous twist on the usual tropes. It works well, almost too well, which means it can't ever really be replicated again. Find out why in today's episode!

Randy's Score: 5/5

JD's Score: 5/5

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Episode 110 ~ Detention (2011)

Honestly, I'm not exactly sure how to describe what Detention is. Given it's release, it was a parody of the plethora of faux-deep overindulgent teen movies from the '00s, but it's also kind of a parody of slashers movies from the same period. It's a bit hard to peg.

Outside of its context, the movie is simply nonsensically weird in a way you will either like or not. How effective is it? You'll have to listen to today's episode to find out!

Randy's Score: 3/5

JD's Score 3/5

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Episode 109 ~ The Last Match (1991)

This is a movie about a football team that illegally infiltrates another country to rescue the daughter of one of their players held on dubious charges. They do not free her gently and not without extreme malice on their part.

That said, there is still a bit more you need to know about the movie. This is an Italian movie from the 1990s, after all. It goes without saying that it will not be a smooth ride. The Last Match is not all sunshine, but it is worth seeing!

Randy's Score: 3/5

JD's Score: 3/5

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Episode 108 ~ Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983)

Bet you didn't see this one coming!

Today we not only finally dive into a Wuxia movie, but also a Tsui Hark film as well as a Golden Harvest flick! This one is quite well known for being the inspiration for the excellent Big Trouble in Little China as well as countless others to come. But how does it hold up to that film? You might be surprised!

You're definitely not going to guess where this one is going. The '80s were wild, but so were Hong Kong movies. This film will show you by just how much they were!

Randy's Score: 4/5

JD's Score: 4/5

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Episode 107 ~ Dollman (1991)

We're back with more Pyun! This is a clever little actioner with some fun ideas you don't hear too much about. 1991's Dollman is fairly unique even for its time, and one of Albert Pyun's more overlooked flicks.

Puns aside, this is a fun one. Check out today's episode to learn why!

Randy's Score: 3/5

JD's Score: 3/5

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