Sunday, July 31, 2022

Summer Special #40 - Brainscan (1994) [Non-Cannon ~ Episode 100]



For the last episode of our special we thought we would look at something a bit different. This time we dove into the cult favorite, Brainscan, from 1994. This is a horror thriller about a teenager playing a video game that seems to invade his real life. Or does it?

Unfortunately, it doesn't quite do enough for us. We go why in the episode above. It nonetheless remains a good watch, but it was missing something to completely satisfy. We discuss what that is in the episode above.

That's it for out summer special, and thank you for helping us get to 100 Non-Cannon episodes! It's been quite the ride to get here. We still have some curve balls ahead of us. Nonetheless, have a great summer and we'll see you again next week!

Randy's Score: 2/5
JD's Score: 2/5



Up Next: Barfly!

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Summer Special #39 - Joysticks (1983) [Non-Cannon ~ Episode 99]



Bet you didn't expect this one. For this summer special we scanned high and low for films in this ballpark, and you would be surprised at just how uncommon they were. This one turned out to have little to do with our topic aside from trace bits, and yet those exact small parts turned out to be the best parts of it. That said, Joysticks is pretty typical of an earlier type of comedy, and not one we tend to cover here because we have little to say about it.

Suffice to say, if you see the poster then you pretty much can guess the entire plot before the movie even begins. However, you will not be able to imagine the amazing music, which is some of the best of its era. If you're a gamer, you really should hear it at least once. There isn't much else like it. The rest, not so much. Check out the episode above to learn why!

Randy's Score: 2/5
JD's Score: 2/5



Up Next: Brainscan!

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Summer Special #38 - Arcade (1994) [Non-Cannon ~ Episode 98]



This time we went obscure again with one of our favorite directors to cover on Cannon Cruisers, Albert Pyun. This is his 1994 (1993, if you're German) horror movie Arcade. Of all the ones of his we've covered so far, it is probably the most obscure, though not the worst.

Stop me if you've heard this one before. A video game comes to life and starts attacking the people who play it, dragging them into its depths where our main character has to go in to save them. The makers of this one even got sued by Disney over similarities to Tron at one point, which meant they had to redo all of the early CG. And make no mistake--it's early CG.

That said, the film doesn't quite live up to its potential and makes some oddball turns that don't quite work. Check out today's episode to learn exactly why that is. You could do worse than Arcade, but you also could do much better.

Randy's Score: 2/5
JD's Score: 2/5



Up Next: Joysticks!

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Summer Special #37 - Mortal Kombat (1995) [Non-Cannon ~ Episode 97]



Chances are that you saw this one coming! Today we are covering possibly the most beloved video game movie adaption with 1995's Mortal Kombat. It is quite amazing how well this one holds up despite how much revisionism has tried to tear it down over the years. As far as adaptions go, this is still one of the best.

What has made this one stand the test of time is how much the production crew clearly loved and strove to adapt the source material as closely as it could. As such, with the Street Fighter II animated movie, it remains one of the most game accurate and exciting adaptions that was intensely influential upon its source material as well as remained a fan favorite to this day. And, believe it or not, it has managed to age in reverse, being one of the few that embraced its 1980s genre roots to the fullest. It truly doesn't get better than this.

We talk about why in today's episode. Mortal Kombat holds up better than you remember it does.

Randy's Score: 4/5
JD's Score: 5/5



Up Next: Arcade!

Sunday, July 3, 2022

Summer Special #36 - WarGames (1983) [Non-Cannon ~ Episode 96]



This week we decided on a bit of a curveball with the 1983 favorite, WarGames. Endlessly parodied and given constant tribute to this day, this is one of the earliest examples of a pure video game focused film, though not in a way you might figure, and definitely not in a way that could be made now. Essentially of it's time, but remaining rather timeless despite it, WarGames remains a fascinating movie that is a joy to watch.

This would normally be the part where we mention its deficiencies, but that is a lot harder than you might think. It is a very well put together film, even now, that holds up even if you want to watch it separate from the subject matter. Despite how often it has been referenced and parodied, WarGames holds up, and remains an enjoyable watch to this day.

Randy's Score: 4/5
JD's Score: 4/5



Sunday, June 26, 2022

Summer Special #35 - Street Fighter: The Movie (1994) [Non-Cannon ~ Episode 95]



Here we come to something you might not have seen coming: the very first live action Street Fighter movie! This film is infamous in a lot of way, but does it really deserve its reputation? We dive into it in this edition of our summer special.

The truth of the matter is that these were the early days of video game adaptions from a much different time than the one we live in today. Keeping that in mind, you might be surprised just how well it holds up. This isn't one of Van Damme or Raul Julia's best movies, but it does do its job quite well. Listen to today's episode to see just how that is.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD' Score: 3/5



Up Next: WarGames!

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Summer Special #34 - The Last Starfighter (1984) [Non-Cannon ~ Episode 94]



This one has been a long time coming. We decided to finally watch a film we had been wanting to get around to for a while but just never had the opportunity to. That's right, it's 1984's left-field classic, The Last Starfighter.

Possibly one of the most ripped off movies of the 1980s, The Last Starfighter nonetheless remains fresh and exciting as a watch today, thought it isn't quite perfect. We talk just what makes it hold up so well in today's summer special episode! There is a very good reason why this can never be remade or copied in a way that improves upon the original.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5