Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Thank You for Five Years!



We really started this blog back in September of 2017 on a whim. There was no expectation that we'd do anything after a couple of episodes of Cannon Cruisers but get bored and move on to something else. It is what tends to happens, after all. Nonetheless, we're still here and still making episodes after half a decade! Even now it's kind of hard to believe Cannon Cruisers is still going. It's been quite a run so far, and neither of us expected to get this far.

When Cannon Cruisers started, there wasn't much discussion online about Cannon Films as we thought there should be. You can check back around 2017 and see for yourself how barren the topic was for discussion. That is one of the advantages of internet discussion, after all. Things have changed in such a short time. Five years, apparently, makes a very big difference. Now there are entire books about Cannon Films, the company's classics (and not-so classics) are being re-released by the likes of Kino Lorber, Vinegar Syndrome, and Shout Factory, almost all the time, and there are many other podcasts and series discussing the company.

As I said, this is quite the turnaround in such a short time.

None of this was really going on back then, which should be a sign of how much things have changed, and how the cinematic landscape and the perception around the 1980s and 1990s era of filmmaking has altered. What was once seen as an ironic joke at best, has now become accepted reality. I've always maintained the true Golden Age of b-movies (and the silver age of film in general) was the mid-1970s though mid-1990s, and I hope if Cannon Cruisers has done anything, it is make a case for that being obviously true. We have covered somewhere around 250 films since we've started, not all great, not all bad, but all that highlight the era as something far different than the one we live in today and with an identity all of its own. This time period has much to offer viewers even today, a quarter of a century removed from the last new Cannon product put out on a video store shelf. Not bad for what was once since as a long running joke by Gen X hipsters!

There is a spark and spirit here that we couldn't quite understand or miss until enough time had passed and we looked into it ourselves. Now it is undeniable.

As an aside, I have the second volume of the Cannon Film Guide, but haven't bothered to do a review since there is little reason to. If you've seen my review of volume 1, it is still relevant for volume 2. There is is just more book this time to cover more films. After this release, there is only one more volume left, to cover Cannon's final films into the 1990s, and I highly recommend this series as the best source on a company that is finally getting its due. The books are not padded, either, there is simply that much information about this era that has never been properly explored before. As I said, the landscape has changed a lot over the last five years, and I couldn't be happier about it. This is explicitly the opposite of how we used to think of this period. It isn't quite so disposable, after all. Turns out we've missed quite a bit.

We're now about to go into 2023, and on the road to finishing up our eighth (!) season. There isn't much left on the Cannon front to cover after that. We're planning on wrapping up this season in a big way, and then, after that, who knows. We'll probably wind it down to periodic episodes or something of the like. Nonetheless, I think 2022 was the last year of weekly Cannon Cruisers episodes. 2023 will be when we finish off this last full season and move on. There just isn't much more material to sustain us keeping our weekly schedule, even one we haven't really deviated on since near the beginning of the series. Considering how much Cannon we've covered, I'm sure you understand.

All of that aside, I just want to repeat how thankful we are that we're still going, and that you're still listening! It's been a long road, with many episodes, on a subject we knew would be interesting but we're sure anyone wanted to join us on. Since we've started, we've definitely grown in our appreciation of both Cannon Films and the art of film in general, finding both new favorites and greater understanding of the ones we liked in the first place. It's been a ride. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to do this at all!

Even though the last few years were rough for everybody, and it looks like that might continue a bit longer, at least we still have entertainment and art to take us to that higher level above the mundanity and the down times closing in. There is always something to aim for, and even the fun and the silly movies can help remind us of that. Who knows what tomorrow holds, but at least we can make it there in the first place. Art is truly a gift.

Thank you again for five years! Please stick with us until the end. We've still got a few more tricks up our sleeve before we wrap it up! Just wait until you see what we've got coming down the pipeline. We came in swinging, and we're going to go out the same way! Not too dissimilar from Cannon Films themselves, actually.

Have a happy New Year and wonderful Christmas season! See you in 2023!


Sunday, December 25, 2022

Christmas Special (Non-Cannon ~ Episode 107)



Merry Christmas! We have a surprise special episode for you this week!

This year we decided to do something very different and for the first time also chose to talk about a movie slightly outside of our usual place. Deadly Games: Dial Code Santa Claus is a French movie, but one clearly inspired by Hollywood trends of the time, most notably b-movie Cannon style exploitation horror and action. It has a different take on the, by now, rather played out "Killer Santa" trope featuring many dualities between adulthood and childhood and what it means to grow up. What is fascinating is that it does all of this without remembering to entertain first, making it truly feel like the sort of film Cannon Cruisers would normally cover regardless.

Check out today's very special episode and you might understand why we chose to cover it. Deadly Games: Dial Code Santa Claus is of a surprising quality you might not expect from the title. It doesn't get more recommended by us than this.

And no, Home Alone did not rip this movie off. Anyone who has actually watched both movies will tell you that, vague premise similarities aside, they are completely different movies. but both are certainly worth watching.

Randy's Score: 5/5
JD's Score: 5/5



Sunday, December 18, 2022

Non-Cannon ~ Episode 106 - Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)



What is typically considered the black sheep of John Carpenter's filmography, Memoirs of an Invisible Man is not only not a horror movie, but despite it starring Chevy Chase, it's also not a comedy. What it is is an action thriller that is quite exciting and inventive with impressive special effects. At least, that's what the film is at it's best. When it's not it becomes an entirely different, and less interesting movie, which slows the story down.

That said, Memoirs of an Invisible Man is well worth seeing and is not a bad time by any means. It could have just used less interference to make it work. As always, be sure to give the full episode a listen to find out just how much it does (and doesn't) work.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5



Sunday, December 11, 2022

Episode 134 - Mannequin (1987)



One of the most unique experiences we have had watching a movie, Mannequin is unique in several ways. It might seem like a simple 1980s era romcom, and it is, but there is quite an interesting story behind its production that has little to do with Cannon at all. Nonetheless, they did distribute this, and it is a good excuse to talk about a subject we might not normally get around to. It helps that there is plenty to talk about in regards to the film itself, too.

Definitely be sure to tune in to this episode if you are interested in filmmaking from the time period or the 1980s in general. There is a lot to discuss here!

JD's Score: 3/5
Randy's Score: 3/5



Sunday, December 4, 2022

Episode 133 - Ninja III: The Domination [Revisited] (1984)



Of course we would have to go through this one again. Ostensibly the weirdest movie Cannon is known for, Ninja III: The Domination also has a lot going for it as a general good time. It offers plenty for action, horror, and 1980s aficionados, in just about every aspect of its production and manages a level of unpredictability and coherence of the like only Cannon could manage. Giving it a re-watch in a new lens has given it a new appreciation in our eyes.

Though one of us might still consider Revenge of the Ninja the superior experience, it does not change the fact that there is nothing quite like Ninja III: The Domination, and there probably won't ever be again. For that alone, it has earned its place as one of Cannon's best. You are truly missing out if you have never seen this one before.

JD's Score: 5/5
Randy's Score: 5/5



Up Next: Mannequin!