Episode 61 - Season 04 Wrap-Up

Well here we are at the end of another great season of Cannon Cruisers! I hope're all having a good time, as we had quite the kick going over every movie we covered over the season.

But don't you fret, we aren't done yet. After a two week break we'll be back with a new summer season of non-cannon movies for you to enjoy. We've picked quite the strange set this time, and you will hardly be able to guess any of them.

But for now enjoy our completely unedited finale for season 4. Up next we move on to Cannon's latter years!



Up Next: Another summer special!

Non-Cannon ~ Episode 30 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994)

And here we are at the final Death Wish movie! Five movies spread over 20 years has led to this moment where Charles Bronson dons the Paul Kersey role one last time. It's a bit bittersweet saying goodbye to the series here on Cannon Cruisers.

Of course this came hear the end of his career and was his final theatrical movie, taking place in the 90s almost seven years after the previous movie. That said, it's hard to tell. It is the weakest Death Wish movie on an execution level, but difficult to dislike. Had there been another film after this it would not be as unique a curiosity, and the final shot does well by Bronson's whole career. This isn't the last we'll see of him on Cannon Cruisers, but this film is a good enough send off.

You can hear our full thoughts in the episode above.

Randy's Score: 2/5
JD's Score: 3/5

Up next: End of Season Wrap Up!

Episode 60 - Death Wish IV: The Crackdown (1987)

We're back with more Bronson! The trip through the Death Wish series has been a bit eye-opening for us concerning action movies and the 80s, especially considering this is one of the last series Charles Bronson acted in. They're not the most we executed movies of the decade but they are very emblematic of it.

However, this was the final movie in the series for Cannon. Enjoy this episode where we see Bronson change tactics to act more as an assassin than just a vigilante. Considering his age it was the best tact they could take and it ed to the most enjoyable movie in the series since the second entry, and maybe the first. But it ain't perfect.

It's been fun, but we aren't done with Bronson yet. Check the episode to see what we thought of this entry.

Randy's Score: 2/5

JD's Score: 3/5

Up Next: Death Wish V: The Face of Death!

Non-Cannon ~ Episode 29 - What About Bob? (1991)

Here is a strange pick for us. This time we decided to cover a comedy, and not just any comedy but one starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss. We figured it was about due. It helps that this one is actually funny.

Oddly enough it has been a very long time since either of us has seen this, so marvel as we remember just how bizarre this movie gets and how good the stars are in it. As always, we will share our full thoughts in the episode above.

Randy's Score: 4/5

JD's Score: 4/5



Up Next: Death Wish 4: The Crackdown!

Non-Cannon ~ Episode 28 - Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

What is this? What happened to episode 60? Well, we had a bit of an issue with upcoming movies. Until that problem is sorted out we present you a pair of non-Cannon delights. First up, one of JD's favorites Big Trouble in Little China!

The movie many consider John Carpenter's opus, this is the story of a trucker and his pal who get in over there heads as martial arts, magic, and an ancient being all threaten to destroy the world. Oh yeah, and their girls are in danger! Join Jack Burton on his greatest adventure yet: to get his truck back!

Suffice to say, we really enjoyed our time with this movie. Check out the full episode to hear our full thoughts.

Randy's Score: 4/5
JD's Score: 5/5



Up Next: What About Bob?

Non-Cannon ~ Episode 27 - Eliminators (1986)

For this Father's Day we cover a movie that dads and sons would enjoy watching together. In this Empire film a mandroid goes on a quest for revenge with a scientist, a mercenary, and a ninja, and battles with the forces of evil along the way.

Despite the low budget, this one oozes charm and excitement from everywhere. Those looking for an adventure movie with fantastical elements that could have used a Saturday morning adaption back in the day would be well versed in checking this one out. You will have a blast.

We sure did.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 4/5




Up Next: Big Trouble in Little China!

Episode 59 - Masters of the Universe (1987)

Better known as the He-Man movie, this is one of the most well known films in Cannon's oeuvre. This is also Dolph Lundgren's only work with them. At the same time it is also one of Cannon's most expensive movies, and their last one with any real budget.

Suffice to say, there is much to say about this one. Tune in to see just what the two of us think of a movie that is more infamous than it is loved.

Randy's Score: 2/5

JD's Score: 3/5

Up Next: Eliminators!