Sunday, March 23, 2025

Episode 49 ~ The Skateboard Kid (1993)



We're taking a break from our more recent serious fare this week to deliver an episode on one of the least talked about cult movies there is. It's time for The Skateboard Kid, the talking skateboard movie with more twists than you can shake a stick at.

But does it hold up? The scores might leave you scratching your head, at least, until you check out today's episode. The truth lies somewhere in the between on this one. And can you believe there's another one of these? Randy can't, and you'll hear all about it, believe you me!

Randy's Score: 1/5
JD's Score: 3/5

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Up Next: ???

Sunday, March 16, 2025

Episode 48 ~ Cube (1997)



Today's movie is a strange one. It's a nearly flawless independent flick done on a miniscule with a lot of ambition and creativity. Despite its limitations Cube is a unique film that has gone nearly forgotten in the near two decades since its release.

So you might read this then wonder about the rating below. If it's nearly flawless, the why are the scores what they are. Well, the truth it there is only one major flaw with the movie and this one flaw damages the film in a way that was easily avoidable and ruins the experience. It's not really a plot twist, but more of a narrative decision that undercuts a lot of potential.

Find out why that is in today's episode!

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5

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Sunday, March 9, 2025

Episode 47 ~ Grizzly II: Revenge (2020)



Where to even begin with Grizzly II: Revenge? We initially sought this out as it was "technically" a lost Cannon Films flick, but that turned out to be partially the case. Cannon never really got to do anything with this movie at all.

This film wasted away, unfinished for decades, until the rights holder decided to cobble it together with some CG and quick edits to barely squeak out a finished project. And what a project it is. We can easily say there is nothing quite like this movie.

And that's not a good thing. Check out this episode to learn why that might be.

Randy's Score: 1/5
JD's Score: 1/5

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Up Next: Cube!

Sunday, March 2, 2025

Episode 46 ~ Lake Michigan Monster (2018)



Today we go a little bit outside of our ballpark and discuss a more recent movie (relatively recent) than our usual fare, based more on older films than what we typically cover on Cannon Cruisers. However, it's for a good reason.

This flick shows much potential for underground and indie film in how something with such a low budget still managed to look, sound, and feel, better than modern day studio movies. Find out how that might be in today's episode!

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5

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Sunday, February 23, 2025

Episode 45 ~ Ninja Terminator (1985)



It's finally here! After years of action movie cult favorites and blockbusters we finally get to Godfrey Ho's ninja movies, and his most beloved entry on to of it. Today, we talk Ninja Terminator. So after taking so long to get here, is the wait worth it?

Believe it or not, yes. It was. Find out exactly how well this infamous cult classic holds together despite the strange history behind it. Spliced footage, Garfield phones, killer toy robots, and exploding ninjas, all come together to form something quite unique.

And something still worth watching today.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 4/5

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Up Next: Lake Michigan Monster!

Sunday, February 16, 2025

Episode 44 ~ Mac & Me (1988)



What can we say about Mac & Me? Seriously, it's a bizarre movie in more ways than one. In fact, it's one we go over for quite a while trying to wrap our heads around it.

More than just a rip-off of another family friendly alien movie, this might be the craziest film we've covered in some time. Find out why that is in today's episode!

Randy's Score: 1/5
JD's Score: 2/5

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Sunday, February 9, 2025

Episode 43 ~ Tango & Cash (1989)



Finally we get to one of the most influential buddy movies of them all. That's right, it's 1989's Tango & Cash! However, it's not quite what you might think it. In fact, it's very unique.

That said, it's still a blast watching it after all these years and well worth digging into. Find out why in today's episode.

Randy's Score: 4/5
JD's Score: 4/5

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Up Next: Mac & Me!

Sunday, February 2, 2025

Episode 42 ~ The Great Land of Small (1987)



We're finally back!

Starting from this week, the first day of February, we're returning to our normal weekly schedule again. And we've decided to start it with another "Tale's For All" movie. This time it's The Great Land of Small! How does what is described as "the Canadian Neverending Story" hold up today? Lets just say that you might be surprised.

Or not. This is "Tales For All" after all.

Randy's Score: 3/5
JD's Score: 3/5

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Up Next: Tango & Cash!

Sunday, January 26, 2025

Short Early Year Update!



You might have noticed there's no new episode this week. That's because we're busy behind the scenes getting ourselves a backlog to post for the year ahead. Last week's episode was a bit of a preview, something to get you excited for what is coming.

We have some idea for fun movies this year, and we're still playing around with what we want to do. That said, it's still basically going to be business as usual for 2025 otherwise. Nothing is going to change, and that's the way we want it around here.

So strap in and prepare yourself, because we've got some great episodes coming down the pipeline.

Welcome to 2025 and we'll see you next week for the next episode!

Sunday, January 19, 2025

Episode 41 ~ Drive (1997)



Welcome to 2025! We're still getting our ducks in a row, but we didn't want to keep you waiting too long, so here's the first film of of the year. It's Drive from 1997! No, it's not the other more well known one, but this lesser known gem.

It's a movie very much of its time, but in a good way. Check out and see what we mean by giving a listen to today's episode!

Randy's Score: 4/5
JD's Score: 4/5

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